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Name: Chelsea
Birthday: 2/12/1983
Gender: Female


Interests: Directing, reading, writing, drawing, going to the beach, singing, dancing, listening to music, basketball, shopping, spending time with my friends.
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Tuesday, February 27, 2007

Wow, it's been awhile since I've posted on here. Myspace has taken over the world! Or at least people's lives.... I dunno, I like it on here, but I guess I don't post on here anymore because no one reads it or comments on it anymore. :( Of course, I don't comment on anyone else's, either.... I don't even know if my subscription people still post on here because the e-mail address this thing sends notifications to I don't have access to anymore. Oh, well. At least we still have myspace. Sorry, Xanga. You started me on this internet posting revolution, but now myspace is taking over... like McDonald's and Wal-Mart and Starbucks... IT'S EVERYWHERE!!!!!!!!


Friday, November 17, 2006

I'm going to El Centro with Jenn today to see the "8 Films To Die For", which is 8 scary movies that are too gruesome or freaky to be shown regularly in theatres, so they set aside a week-end for all us gross wackos out there to go watch them, heehee.

On another note, I've been having these really freaky dreams lately about dying (and now I'm going to go watch scary movies at a horror festival--how smart am I?), and they were so real that I was scared to go to sleep last night, but Joey comforted me and made me feel a lot better, and I fell right to sleep in his arms. I'm so lucky to have him. I'm going to miss him this week-end, and next week (after Thanksgiving) when he stays up in L.A. on his vacation hours to record his part of the album. They got time in a studio thanks to Jordan's connections, so that's a big plus, and a major step!  I'm so excited and happy for him (and the whole band!), but that doesn't mean I can't miss him while he's gone all week.


Thursday, November 16, 2006

The Movie Of Your Life Is A Cult Classic
Quirky, offbeat, and even a little campy - your life appeals to a select few.
But if someone's obsessed with you, look out! Your fans are downright freaky.

Your best movie matches: Office Space, Showgirls, The Big Lebowski


Saturday, September 23, 2006

Currently Listening
Sleepy Hollow: Music from the Motion Picture
By Original Soundtrack, Danny Elfman
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The Captain: Part 3 of 3

He leaned his head over and kissed my cheek, and when I looked at him he said, "for luck."

I smiled and said, "But you missed--you got my hair. You'll have to do it again."

"Ah! Of course!" he said, and brushed my hair away so that he could kiss my cheek unhindered.

Kristina took some more pictures, and then Jack and I finally tore ourselves away from each other so I could look around the shop some more. Before I left the room, though, Jack asked me about the tattoo on my arm. He said he liked it, and I asked if he knew what it was. he was able to identify that it was Star Wars, but couldn't get further than that. That in itself can impress me, though. He then walked behind me and softly pushed my hair away from my neck to look at my tattoos there.

"Ah! Catwoman!" he said brightly.

"Yes!" I said. So many people mistook her for Huntress. "The real one--the original comic book one."

"The hot one," he added. "There's something else you have in common with the original Catwoman."

"What is?"

"Well, that she's hot." He smiled when I blushed. "And so are you."

I looked away from those sparkling, mischevious eyes and smiled. "Well, thank you."

Kristina, Jenn, and I then went and looked at the clothing, the accessories and weapons (they had a glass dagger that looked like an oddly-shaped water pipe, which I thought looked very beautiful), and then went back to the stickers. As we stood there looking at stickers and postcards, Jack came up behind us once again.

"I happen to like this one," he said, and picked up the golden mermaid I had been eyeing earlier.

"Yes, that was the one I first noticed," I said, smiling at him in that fatefully curious way. "I think it's beautiful."

"It'd make a fine tattoo, maybe here, on the back." As he said this, he pressed the sticker against the middle of my back and held it there, showing Jenn (and showing me by touch) where it would go, and how it would fit smoothly in that spot because the mermaid's hands came up and framed the bottom of my shoulder blades.

"Hmm... yeah, that would be pretty," Jenn said, nodding slightly.

Jack took the sticker off my back and handed it back to me, smiling that small smile. I stood there for a moment, looking from it to him, before Kristina got my attention again to look at a flower sticker. I looked to Jack, and he made a little bow and walked away, that glint still in his eyes.

After he had gone back my the door, Kristina stepped close to me and whispered, "Chelsea, his penis!"

Startled, I looked at her, and then, on instinct, looked over at Jack. I looked back at Kristina and said, "What?!"

"The tattoo...!" she said then, and my eyes got wide. I was completely confused.

"What... are you talking about?" I asked, and then we both started to laugh.

"I don't know!" she said, laughing even harder. "I have no idea what I was even trying to say!"

"That made absolutely no sense whatsoever!" I said, still laughing.

"I know.... I don't know where that came from!"

We laughed about that for a bit, then finally decided to head out, although I was putting off leaving for as long as I could. We bought our stuff, and then Jack shook each of the girls' hands. When he got to me, he said, "It was a pleasure meeting you, m'lady," and then took my hand in his and kissed it softly, never taking his eyes away from mine.

"It was a pleasure meeting you as well," I said shyly, and we left.

"I'll never wash this hand again," I said to my friends, and they groaned, but laughed.

I pined as we drove away, and wanted to go back for the pirate party, but we all decided that would be a bad idea. At least I'll always have the memories. And maybe someday, I'll go back to that shop and see him there again....


Friday, September 22, 2006

The Captain: Part 2 of 3

"So I take it you're Jackie Sparrow?" he asked, startling me. I was completely taken aback by the fact that he knew of my connection to Jack Sparrow. How could he possibly know that? He must have sensed my confusion because he motioned to the headband on his head, which was in close resemblance to mine. I had completely forgotten about the fact that I was wearing my Jack Sparrow headband, considering I had left the rest of the costume at home for fear of it being too hot, and much too complicated an outfit to get a tattoo while wearing it. I explained this to "Jack", and he agreed about the tattoo part, and motioned to himself, nodding, when I mentioned how hot I was afraid it would be. I think it was at this point that Jenn and Kristina stepped out of the room, but I can't be certain considering I wasn't noticing much of anything else around me.

"You really do look like him," I said, trying not to say anything that might make me sound like a blundering idiot. "I love your costume."

"Why, thank you," he said, leaning forward a bit in a very jack-like motion. "If you have a camera phone we could take some pictures if you'd like."

"Well, I don't, but my friends do." I leaned out toward the doorway of the room to where Jenn and Kristina had gone and yelled, "Hey, you guys! Get in here, we're gonna take pictures!"

"We don't have a camera, though," Kristina said.

"Yes, you both do--you have camera phones."

"Oh yeeaaahh!" Kristina said, walking into the prop room with Jennifer and retrieving her cell phone from her pocket. Jenn got hers out of her purse as well.

Jack looked up at me, as I was still standing next to him, unsure of how he wanted to pose. He had spread his legs a little, and was looking at me expectantly.

"Should I sit on your lap?" I asked.

"If you'd like," he said, clearly propositioning me to do so.

"Okay," I said hesitantly, sitting down on his knee. "I'm not too heavy, am I?"

"Not at all," he said, looking into my dark eyes with his own black-lined pair. I couldn't look back for long: it was mesmerizing, and if I stared, I was afraid he'd think I was an idiot--or just a girl with google eyes. Either one was bad in my eyes.

Jenn and Kristina stood in front of us and snapped a couple of pictures, and then Jenn went back out to look at the shop some more. Kristina stayed and took a couple more, only a couple of which turned out well because of the lighting in that room.

"So is that good, or do you want some more?" Kristina asked us.

"Umm, I dunno..." I said, looking to Jack, who, at the same time, chimed in:

"I don't mind. Let's take some more. It's totally fine with me," and he pulled me closer to him. "Take as long as you'd like."

So she went to another part of the room and took more pictures. All the while, Jack was mumbling what might be called (at least, by pirates) "sweet nothings" in my ear.

"Is your leg getting numb?" I asked.

"Oh, no," he responded quickly. "In fact, you're very light." He then made a comment about his leg--or his lap--that I can't quite remember, but I do remember that it was something that could be taken to mean more than one thing, because then he said, "I didn't mean that to come out the way it sounded."

"Sure you didn't," I said, laughing.

"No, really," he said, playing along with the whole "innocent" act "It was one of those things that just came out, and could mean something other than intended."

"A double entendre," I said. Our faces were so close I could feel his breath when he talked.

"Exactly," he said. Then, leaning even closer, he said, "I do a lot of those." Then he leaned back and laid his head on my chest for the next couple of pictures, making my breath catch in my throat.

After we had taken pictures sitting down, it was suggested (I can't remember by whom) that we take some standing up. Jack wanted some full-body shots, so we got a couple of those, and then some closer ones. He was very considerate in that in some of the pictures I didn't like the way my arm looked because it was pressed against me, and since I'm so white it stood out like a sore thumb. So for the rest of the pictures he strategically placed his sword on top of the arm facing the camera so my arm wouldn't be so prominent.

As we stood there, I felt something sticking out of the side of his belt, and it was pressing right between my legs. I leaned my midsection out a little, afraid of reacting to this, and when he saw the next picture he commented on that.

"She's looking like, 'Can I get any further away from him in this shot?'" he said to Kristina.

"No, no, it's not that," I said quickly. "You're, um, pistol... it was, um, poking me... in between my legs...."

He looked down at said gun, feigning innocence, and said, "I'm terribly sorry--it has a mind of its own." He adjusted it and wrapped his arm around my waist, pulling me in close. "Is that better?"

Even though I could still slightly feel the gun, it no longer bothered me. I smiled. "Yes, that's fine."



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